Sunday, January 11, 2004

JOKES AND QUIZZES:

Bart Simpson
Bart,NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!You are a school prankster and
you can irratate the hell out of others
including your family.You are into
skateboarding and finding yourself in
detention.


.::What Simpson Character Are you?::.
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Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. Why is Cinderella such a bad soccer player?
A. Because her coach is a pumpkin and she keeps running a way from the ball.

Q. What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A. A fly can fly, but a bird can't bird.

Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
A. Horse-pital.

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