Tomorrow is the start of school. New term, New day, New Me. Won't update as much as need to work hard now.
-Jokez- 
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."
Bout two more weeks then holiday its over. Sian... Anyway, watch Ying Yang Cha Cuo last episope and find it in complete. How come they never show back what happened to the netherworld?!? What happened to Newton and Melvin? What happened to the rest of the guys in the netherworld? What, what, what? Never say one. Me angry!!! Hope that there is gonna be a part 2 as I wanna catch Newton and Melvin on screen agian. After watching the drama , I seems to like the two supporting charactor in the show. Newton or his real name, Rick Tan, have act in the 7pm, Tong Xin Yuan as Cola bf, not a very nice character. As for Melvin or his real name Timothy, will be acting as a bad husband of Ann Kok in the 9pm show, You Fu. Not a very nice character too as he like got beat Ann. So sad but who cares? Most supporting character can only act in the drama of characters which are not very good. Unlike in Ying Yang Cha Cuo where the 2 supporting character, Newton and Melvin, can act in many parts of the shows which earn them some fans, like me!
Taken from the Ying Yang Cha Cuo Mediacorp forum:
Next friday got class outing to seoul garden. Donno want to go or not. Nobody tag me agian...sad... Anyway, today at science lab very sian as have to do experiment by myself. Usually do with YanLi so got a little bit helping hands but today have to do it myself, so scary but in the end still succeed! YAHHH! Found a game at http://www.parapluesch.de/ . In the game you are a doctor who had to cure 3 toys. Each of them have a very sad past. The sheep took me the longest time to cure it but I cure it anyway. I am so proud as I am a good doctor who is able to cure all of them! Anyone who come to my blog, please try the game! Anyone need help just tag me! Thats all.....
Life is beautiful is really a very touching cum funny movie. Miss Chan show it to us last week. Its about a Jews man trying to save his son and wife at the concentration camp(?). At the first part of the movie the man is seen trying to win the hand of the woman he loved, 'Princess', but unfortunately, she is engaged to someone else she did not really love. So many funny things happened while the man went ahead and win her heart and finally 'stole' the woman during the day when she was getting married at a restuarant he is working in. Years later, he had a son and at that time, He, his son and uncle are captured to the camp. At first, there is not a need for his wife to go to the camp as she is not a Jews but because of her loves for both her husband and son, she begged the German soldier to let her go and he did. In the camp, as the man wanted to protect his son and not let him learn the truth that they are in trouble, he lied to him that they are going to a vacation and all the hard works the man had done, was changed into games that they have to play to earn points to win a tanker. In the end, when the war is going to an end, the german soldiers still wanted to kill every Jews in the gas chamber. The man hide his son and told him to wait for him and if he did not come back, the son was to come out only if they are no one outside. Then he went to find his wife but was spotted and killed by a soldier. Then, morning came and the boy is saved by a Amerian soldier in a tanker so in the end he did 'win' a tanker and it turns out that the mother did not die at all, so they reunite. Actually I think that the man's death is caused by the wife as if she did not come to the camp, the man will not go and find her and he will not be killed. So sad... But it is indeed a excellant movie that is worth to be seen agian and I wanna go borrow it from Miss Chan or buy one if there is.
Yesterday went to BBQ with all my relatives. It was no fun at all. We lost a ball while playing and we have to end our game abruptly. What I really hate is that the sea was somewhat boarded up because of some reclaimation of the land going on. Then we had to go home way too early. Come on its school holiday, how come we cannot play till late, late. Its only 10pm. The adults says that they have to wake up early to work or go market. Sure thats nothing wrong with that for us to go home early but the problem is if they knew that they have to go home early, why can't they come to BBQ earlier like 5 or 6pm instead of 8or 7pm? That is way annoying. We are not even allowed to go play in the playground. So in conclusion, its no fun at all. I still like the first BBQ we had last time, where we go home at about 11 something. We really have a fun time playing soccer which even the adults participate. Well at least we had less quarrels then yesterday match, although we were not allowed to play in the playground, I am satisfied with the match. Hope we can have another BBQ with lasted till late in the night...
Watch 'Shutter' last Sunday and I jump up every time the ghost suddenly pop out. Brrrrr..... Very unique kind of story especially the ending, really unexpected.While watching the movie by aunt told us, never make a woman angry as woman is really very tu, will do anything for revenge especially those quiet type, you thought they are good but when they are angry........
